— Charles Bukowski
— Mitch Hedberg
I had a dream that I was in Jr. High and was pregnant. Now as a dude, this felt a little odd but I wasn’t sure if I was a dude in the dream. I used the women’s bathroom, but I peed standing up.
Last night instead of going to my high school reunion and explaining to 100 people that I have done absolutely nothing for 10 years, I stayed home and watched Jumanji.
Last night I was so tired I read the word underfed as “un derf-ed”
This weather is making me sleepy.
So my brother does this thing where he calls on the phone or skype and then just lets his 4 year old start talking. It confuses me, because if my sister did that to him with her 3 year old it would drive him absolutely batshit crazy.
I dreamed last night that I was going to some sort of local fair/festival thing, and there was a booth where you rolled these wooden dice. I didn’t understand the game, but I won a free glass of wine. Good dream.