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Outside of tumblr I always hear how tumblr is full of rants and ravings about gender identiy, feminism, misandry, misogyny, racism what have you, but I’m just here posting gifs of cartoons.

Outside of tumblr I always hear how tumblr is full of rants and ravings about gender identiy, feminism, misandry, misogyny, racism what have you, but I’m just here posting gifs of cartoons.

(Source: peteneems)

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"Shit and death is everywhere."

— Charles Bukowski

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"They say Flintstones vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it’s just that they taste shitty."

— Mitch Hedberg

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I had a dream that I was in Jr. High and was pregnant. Now as a dude, this felt a little odd but I wasn’t sure if I was a dude in the dream. I used the women’s bathroom, but I peed standing up.

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Last night instead of going to my high school reunion and explaining to 100 people that I have done absolutely nothing for 10 years, I stayed home and watched Jumanji.

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Last night I was so tired I read the word underfed as “un derf-ed”

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Sara needs a pair of these.

(Source: kickstarter.com, via martinekenblog)

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This weather is making me sleepy.

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So my brother does this thing where he calls on the phone or skype and then just lets his 4 year old start talking. It confuses me, because if my sister did that to him with her 3 year old it would drive him absolutely batshit crazy.

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I dreamed last night that I was going to some sort of local fair/festival thing, and there was a booth where you rolled these wooden dice. I didn’t understand the game, but I won a free glass of wine. Good dream.