Imagine how much more difficult the internet would be if you couldn’t type, and everything was in each persons handwriting. Everyone would assume I was 9 years old.
I went to the roller derby tonight. One of the other team’s players was a little person named Tinysaurus Rex, and that is fucking awesome.
Today I shoveled. Now I’m having a beer, and then I’m gonna shovel some more. Variety is the spice of life.
Today I shoveled, and then I shoveled, and then I shoveled somemore. Now I am having a beer.
I would now like to share the lyrics to a festive song from my youth,
"We three kings of orient are
smoking on a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded.
That’s how we traveled so far.”
Thank you and good day.