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10ish years ago they released the original Ninja Turtles cartoon on dvd. I bought all the seasons up until season 8 when it changed styles a bit, and when I stopped watching it as a child. Somewhere along the line I lost volumes 2 and 3. I am not a person that usually misplaces his media. I defiantly held off on repurchasing it for many years. I have finally given in and ordered used copies off Amazon. Thus I expect to find my copies any moment now.

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8 year old niece wants to “join a club.” What is  the club? “I don’t know the name.” Well what is the club for? “Pretty much, partying.”

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Today I decided to find out why the poop deck is called the poop deck. The reality was very disappointing. Turns out it is just because the french word for stern is la poupe. Boring.

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Last night I dreamed that I was in a really big public bathroom with toilets lining all the walls. I noticed a woman was in there and I was like “uhhh, don’t you notice all the urinals? This is the men’s room.” And she just told me she had to use a urinal because she was french. So she like sorta… straddled a urinal… and went.

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Last night I dreamed that I bought a used playstation and they threw in a dreamcast for free.

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My niece refused to drink anything unless it was from her moose cup. This was made complicated by the fact that she doesn’t have (nor has ever had) a moose cup.

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(Source: nogodtojudgeme)

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It’s weird how people grow apart. I was gonna go to an acquaintances art opening but was on the fence about doing so because the weather was shitty. Ultimately I chose not to because I found out my high school friend was going to be there a well. It’s not like I hate him or anything, it would just be so awkward and weird. Like “hey… remember when we used to talk to each other?…. yup.”

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